

Brilliant Insults...Literally
Episode 12 of the Vocabbett podcast shares brilliant insults from across television and literature . And when I say “brilliant,” I mean that in both the British sense (“that’s brilliant, darling!”) and the literal sense, as in, they’re full of SAT words! Let me be clear: just because I’m sharing these insults does NOT mean I think you should use them. Be kind at all times ! With that said, let’s dive in! INSULT: “YOU DIMWITTED DILETTANTE!” Translation: “You stupid poser!” S
Erica Abbett
Apr 29, 2020


All Cows Go to Heaven: A Vocabulary-Boosting Short Story
“Morty!” I whispered.
“What is it?”
“A cow!”
“A cow?” my husband replied. “But we’re in heaven.”
“Heaven’s front yard, at least...
Erica Abbett
Apr 29, 2020


How to Avoid This School Closure Mistake
When the spate of school closures began as a result of COVID-19, many people (myself included!) thought the closures wouldn't last more than two weeks. As a result, we made plans and established our mindset for a two-week shutdown. Unfortunately, the virus has proven more difficult to eradicate than expected, and what was once a two-week shutdown has—for many schools across the country—lengthened into a three-month shutdown. Here’s the problem: because the lockdown keeps bein
Erica Abbett
Apr 23, 2020


Boudicea's Bounty: A Vocabulary-Boosting Short Story
“Please don’t call me that,” I said gently.
“But it’s your name!” my lab partner expostulated.
There was no denying the validity of...
Erica Abbett
Apr 21, 2020


Are These Songs Sneakily Sabotaging Your Grammar?'
I know what you’re thinking. “Isn’t EVERY song sneakily sabotaging my grammar? How could you even narrow it down?” Here’s the deal: I didn’t include songs with obvious errors, the ones so egregious they’re basically just creative license. Instead, I focused on errors that I actually hear people make. When people sing these songs, they're sneakily sabotaging their own grammar by repeating something they believe is correct...when it isn't! Let’s be clear before we dive in: I
Erica Abbett
Apr 20, 2020


Casting Call: Author Seeking New Villain
“My name is Hannibal Lecter, and I…”
“Pass.”
Caroline politely shuffled the papers on her desk, giving the villain a moment to collect his..
Erica Abbett
Apr 17, 2020


Isis vs. ISIS: A Vocabulary-Boosting Short Story
Isis was not amused. Over the past three thousand years, she’d been subjected to unthinkable indignities, her name sneered at as newer...
Erica Abbett
Apr 16, 2020


Shakespeare Never Existed: A Vocabulary-Boosting Short Story
My name is Portia, and I am a Shakespearean scholar. Except I’m not, because Shakespeare never existed.
I won’t bother trying to convince...
Erica Abbett
Apr 4, 2020


Hera and the Headmaster: A Vocabulary-Boosting Short Story
Hera dressed herself in only the finest. In ancient times, her perfectly proportioned frame was clad exclusively in gossamer robes, her...
Erica Abbett
Mar 30, 2020